How come it takes forever for people to answer questions on here?

Yes it is!!! :0(

If you need instant gratification, use your hand ;)

Because YOU haven't gone on a membership drive.  :-)

Seriously, in general, questions on sites like this will only average two to five unique posters per 100 people--and that's only if the question is 'interesting.'  This site is actually ABOVE average.

I generally like to formulate my answer and then sleep on it before posting to ensure it is the best response I can give. You deserve nothing less.

Don't have one. I'm too ugly. :0(

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No. :0(

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On the website I am cheating on you guys with I get answers in less than a minute an average of about five or several answers.

I wa nt your first thoughts.

Yes, but they're all faking, and you know it.

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I disagree, I wouldn't say "too" ugly.  Not even a little ugly.  Nor somewhat ugly.  Ok, she's not ugly at all.

(She fishes for compliments, and I'm a sucker for whatever stunt she happens to be pulling at the moment.)

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Trust me. You don't want my first thoughts.

O-o sorry I didn't get to this question sooner.  There were too many Donald and Hillary questions in the way.  They're just lying around all over the place.

You are kidding, right? Or are you waiting for Mr. Right?