Have you ever fantasized being married to an online friend you made on any chat forum such as this?

Nope

Have you seen Trashbag Man, or do you conclude his sex appeal from his comments and replies?

No, why would I do that?...;-D...

Fair enough, Old School.

Let's put it this way.  We first started exchanging emails when people were still using Windows 3.1.1   We've been living together since Windows 98.  We got married with the roll-out of XP. :-)

I didn't ask for sordid details, WW. You answered in the affirmative, and that's fine by me. 

I get the eerie feeling you'e both Microsoft employees. :)

"Married" is, perhaps a euphemism for ... *traces toe slowly on floor*

At times in a very limited way.  I don't allow my thoughts past a certain point.  

Everything is a secret therefore uncertain.  

Nice reply, Sunshine.

:)

Once. I found someone who had very similar interests and we had great conversations. Intellectual stimulation and well,........

Once. I found someone who had very similar interests and we had great conversations. Intellectual stimulation and well,........

I have married most of them.