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Does the Bible mention Charlie's Angels? Chapter and verse, please.

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Posted - June 26, 2016

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  • 5354

    Not at all. Or if it does it is figuratively, eg: "The harlots of Babylon"

      June 26, 2016 4:39 PM MDT
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  • the 11th commandment

    Thou cannot act

      June 26, 2016 5:27 PM MDT
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  • 676

    Of course.  

      June 26, 2016 5:28 PM MDT
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  • I think it's in the Apochraphora ... and yeah, it's probably spelt wrong ... biblical scholar I'm not :)

      June 26, 2016 6:39 PM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    Lol:)

      June 26, 2016 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 2657

    I think it's either spelled as arachnophobia or maybe apocrapha?

      June 27, 2016 4:22 AM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    It's "Apocrypha".

      June 27, 2016 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 2657

    Ah ha!

      June 27, 2016 1:18 PM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    I've heard of Apocrypha before, and when I Googled "Apocrapha" it autocorrected it by saying "Did you mean "Apocrypha"? Lol:)

      June 27, 2016 1:21 PM MDT
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  • 2657

    Lol. The original KJV had the Apocrypha in it.

    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611_1-Esdras-Chapter-1/

      June 27, 2016 1:31 PM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    Will there ever be a new version of the Bible which reinstates all the passages that King James removed from the original and also includes a special warning from God that in the year 1611 AD a power-crazy lunatic known as King James will tamper with the Holy Scriptures and lead believers astray? Now that would be something to behold!

      June 27, 2016 2:02 PM MDT
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  • 2657

    Textual criticism and the older manuscripts available now like the Vatican MS 1209, the Sinaiticus, both from the 4th century and the Alexandrian from the 5th century and the dead sea scrolls make the modern translations we have today more accurate.

      June 27, 2016 2:14 PM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    I believe that people who believe in the Bible should believe in the original version of the Bible, not something that has been altered to suit King James or some other nutter. After all, it is not about modern-day life, is it? It's a religion that had been around for a very long time before King James was born, and some people still believe in that particular religion, which they are entitled to believe, while others don't and they are entitled not to. Either way, I say the original is what counts, not something that was altered to suit one person's weird idiosyncrasies and was accepted just because he happened to be the King at the time.

      June 27, 2016 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 2657

    I agree. The KJV was based on newer manuscripts as in that time period, the older manuscripts were not available.

    Here's a question I asked in reference to the King James camp:

    http://answermug.com/forum/topics/why-do-king-james-only-people-know-so-little-about-biblical

      June 29, 2016 6:34 AM MDT
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  • 221

    Yes Charles 1:1 "Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie."

      June 29, 2016 6:40 AM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    I wish this site had an "Asker's Pick" feature like Answerbag did. No doubt which answer to this question would get it! Lol:)

      June 29, 2016 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 221

    aw thanks andy :)

      June 29, 2016 12:54 PM MDT
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