When you're asked what your age is, do you give a different answer every year? (I wish you would just make up your mind and stick to one story.)

Fine, I'll just say I was born in 1974 and let them do the math.

I'm really a 114 year-old codger with delusions of youthful vigor.  Don't tell anyone. :-)

Let's see...that would make you eighty three, right? :-D

No, not since I was teenager.  There was a brief time in those years, when I lied about my age a few times, for various reasons. 

OK, so here is my story:

I was born in the year 1950 AD.

Obviously you are much younger, from after the time when publíc teaching of arithmetic bottomed out.

if that's how it works, i'm 19... only i'm not on the path i was then. =)

Bingo!

What...you were expecting a fight?  LOL!

These days anyone older than eighteen has a past. :-)

you don't need to know no math, NImitz. you're too pretty for math. ;-)

*captures image* ;p

I always tell people to guess and they guess 12-14 years younger than I am, I love it!!  :-D

i know i did. =)

I tell them the truth... This year I'm celebrating the 10th anniversary of my 23rd birthday.

Awww!  And you're not so bad your psychedelic self. :-)

(I still want you to put Channel Z back on your front page. :-))

...And you're still hot, Fork.  Don't let anybody tell you any different. :-)

I still get 'the looks' ;)

It always elicits laughter :)

ohmygosh! you remember....