You wake up and there's a million dollars in your bed, a hot babe ( whatever your preference is) sleeping next to you and a police officer sleeping on the other side of you. How did all that happen?

They should make that stuff illegal. 

She's a cop. :-)

I haven't actually woken up. I've only dreamt that I woke up. (Yes, that has happened to me before)

lmao! a dream within a dream? :0)

The hot babe is the officer's gal and I had to give him the other million so he wouldn't shoot me for messing with her.

oh dang! :0)

I guess a great night and my ex did return. :-)

I once had a dream where I dreamt I woke up something like 6 times, including one time where I "woke up," walked out of my bedroom, and had family members assure I was finally "awake" (when, in fact, I had at least one more dreamt waking and a final real waking up to go).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inception

Lucky I guess :)

The policewoman, bare naked as she is and with an angelic face and a smoking hot bod, personifies one of my long-held fantasies finally coming true; she couldn't resist a chance for some good ol' Randy Candy. She was originally dispatched to safeguard the money you reimbursed me in regret for having taken alimony from me. You're the hot babe, and it's just another roll in the hay, nothing serious like getting back together. Oh, let me uncuff you do that you can shower and leave. Officer Hawttie and I have things to do.

~

I think that's a side effect of this new medication I'm on. 

That's cool and scary.

Lmao!

Ha-ha!

Pshhh alimony regrets. :0)

It's a placebo though...

Oh! Nice!