If you want to talk crap Mr O-uknow, you have chosen the perfect venue. However, as much as I would like to, I don't believe I am sufficiently versed in the science of crapology to participate in your esteemed study. Any charts, samples, ancient legends, eye-witness testimony, etc., that I chance to have on file, would surely pale to insignificance against anything you could glean from other Mugger scholars.