C. Are you crazy? She's got some bozo doing that every couple of weeks, and she always goes right back to London.
D. Meh.
E. What are
you going to do, besides screwing up her life worse than it is right now?
F. Too late; she used the money on a one-way ticket from Heathrow to California, and she's on your doorstep with all of her worldly goods. Have fun explaining
that to your wife.
G. Don't be silly. You'll never get all those tildes past the TSA (Transportation Security Agency).
H. No. You've obviously forgotten the fiasco you caused when you tried it with another one in India.
I. Other answer.