1: All the choices given must be false choices, not mutually exclusive (you can have a dirtworm up your right nostril while you have a tatrantula up the left) 2: It should be as outrageous as possible. 3: But not so outrageous that it makes players puke. (except for aunt Oda's kid that nobody wanted to play with anyway)
Would you rather eat only cold food for the rest of your life, or be suspended upside-down by your ankles every time you eat for the rest of your life? ~