Discussion»Questions»Outside the Mug» You're watching a movie about my life. Halfway through it, this subtitle appears at the bottom of the screen: "Three months later . . . "
You're being cuffed and thrown into the back of a police car for breaching the restraining orders that half of AM's female population seem to have issued against you.
It is november, A cold drizzle is falling as a down and out figure is stumbling towards the door of "Fake Wife Bigamist's Anonymous" where he hopes to get a cup of coffee in return for telling his tale of how fake wife bigamy ruined his life. It is of course mostly fiction, sometime when he really embellish the horrid details he gets two cups of coffee. Once he even got a bagel.
This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at March 27, 2018 7:32 PM MDT
...you discovered that Joey published a blog with 63 grammatical and spelling errors and beat the crap out of him. You will now be absent for 5-10 years. I'll do my best to keep up the tradition here on AM.
"Livvie! Livvie, I know you can hear me! I'll get you for what you've done to me! You're not going to get away with this! Livvie! They can't hold me in here forever, and that's when I'm coming after you! I'll make you regret everything you've done to me! You'd better be looking over your shoulder, Livvie, because one day I'll be right there! Livvie? Livvie? Where are you, Livvie? Say something already, why don't you? Livvie, I know you're out there! Grrrrrrrrrr, LIVVIE!!!!!"
That is dumb thing to shout while in a prison cell. Remember the surveillance cameras, they record sound too. There will be NO parole for you. Instead you will have to sit there for the entire 10 years.
Randy D can no longer keep up the pretense on answerMug that he is fit, successful, intelligent, educated and charming. (No one really believed it anyway, Randy).
Thriftymaid 