do you sleep with a bottle of wine next to your bed

No, but I think I have a bottle of vine in a cupbord in the kitchen. It is probably vinegar by now ;-))

Wine isn't quite my thing

I am not a wine person. I have a freezer next to my bed. With sixteen pounds of all beef corn dogs in it. Because they were on sale for a buck a pound, that's why. My hobby is buying food at sale prices.