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What's your major malfunction?

Posted - April 6, 2018
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  • 5835


    Hack. Hack. Pant. Struggle.

    "Hello."

    "Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"

    "Yes."

    "Doc, I've got this funny pain right here ..."
      April 6, 2018 1:49 PM MDT
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  • "Keep that up and you'll be back to see me (Doc) in a couple of weeks only to tell you not to do that because it hurts."
      April 6, 2018 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 10628
    Shoot... I'm too young to have major malfunctions.  All my malfunctions are still Corporals.
      April 6, 2018 3:14 PM MDT
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  • Lucky dog! :-)
      April 6, 2018 3:29 PM MDT
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  • 10628
    Oh, but they're bucking for promotions.
      April 6, 2018 3:43 PM MDT
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  • Jump in there, jump in there NOW!  Put your name in the hat.  Waste no time.  You're young, don't grow old filled with regret.
      April 6, 2018 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 10628
    I'm not THAT young!
      April 6, 2018 7:36 PM MDT
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  • Another presumption on my part.  
      April 7, 2018 4:50 AM MDT
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  • Dwelling on being closer to than farther from death. 
      April 6, 2018 3:25 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    If I was a Guy it would be to watch sports,drink beer and hammer up dry wall... I'm not though and just took up flirting to pass the time away......:)D 
      April 6, 2018 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 2052
    I'm missing a tooth.  
      April 6, 2018 7:03 PM MDT
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  • hahahahha


    i hate being alive 
      April 6, 2018 10:45 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
      April 7, 2018 12:34 AM MDT
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