Well, if you're absolutely sure you were only underneath him for innocent, easily-explained reasons, that's completely different. Gee, why didn't you just say so in the first place? Ok, I forgive you. (This time. Grrrr.)
I don't happen to know how "flooded" applies to bell bottoms, but the answer to your question is easy: Lady's pants are of interest only when there is a lady in them.