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Randy D

Receptionist: Are you here to see the plastic surgeon? Patient: No, I'd like to see a real live one, please. ~

Posted - April 18, 2018
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  • 14795
    We have  Gasman in England that comes every three months to read the meter.....We never let him in ...We prefer to get our Gas from the Gas Main pipe and not natural Gas from the GasMan .....:( 

    Its getting the connection put in properly that I find off putting....plus I can't stand it when he starts to scream.... :( 
      April 18, 2018 5:01 AM MDT
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  • 44652
    So this woman goes to the doctor, where he proceeds to tell her she has six moths to live. She asks for a second opinion, so the doctor says "OK...you're ugly." (rim-shot)
      April 18, 2018 7:29 AM MDT
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