Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Newfoundland: Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: Change it?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Irish Setter: Huh?
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
Mastiff: We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Pointer: I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....
Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares?
Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I Don't see a light bulb. Maybe if you just trim the hair over my eyes a bit...
Samoyed: Oh, sure, I can do that. I've seen the folks do it. I'll just move this chair so I can stand on it, and then I turn the bulb ... turn ... Dam! I sure wish I had opposable thumbs!
If you don't understand my comment, I propose you are not familiar with the term I have people for xxxx. Now, excuse me while I go talk to my people about tomorrow's schedule.
They don't change it -they take it to an electrical repair shop to have the filament replaced. The shop charges them 20 bucks and they think they got a good deal because the bulb looks brand new.
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