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Ritesh

What “old person” things do you do?

Posted - April 24, 2018
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  • 44600
    I sometimes have to walk with a cane.
    I sometimes say "Well, back in my day..."
      April 24, 2018 1:17 PM MDT
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  • "Think about the good ole' days."

      April 24, 2018 1:21 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Often, when thinking of doing something I realize:
      April 24, 2018 3:47 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Act like myself.  Now I can blame it on something.  Before I had to keep trying to defend my insanity.  Now I just shrug and look helpless.  (mwaahaaahaa)
      April 24, 2018 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    I take the seat on the transit bus when younger people in their 50's or 60's offer it to me.
      April 24, 2018 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    When I pass the bathroom I think "Oh, I might as well pee while I'm here."

    I tend to address store clerks as "strong young man".
      April 24, 2018 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Once I said to some whipper snapper who was arguing with me, "Listen Sonny."  I can't believe I said that.  Lately I've really been enjoying afternoon naps on the couch on the porch.  ZZZZzzzzzz.
      April 24, 2018 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    I used to have a plush leather couch on my front porch and would often sleep on it at night. But I had to give it away as it was not waterproof.
      April 25, 2018 8:49 AM MDT
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  • 16762
    Dote on my grandson. He's spoiled rotten when he visits.
      April 25, 2018 4:38 AM MDT
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  • 44600
    That's not an old people thing.
      April 25, 2018 8:49 AM MDT
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  • 16762
    Old people have grandchildren.
      April 25, 2018 9:07 AM MDT
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  • 44600
    My sisters had grand-kids in early 40's. Both are great grandmothers numerous times. One is 65 and the other is 67.
      April 25, 2018 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 16762
    Ask any kid how old his/her grandparents are, and you'll get the distinct impression that they were with Noah in the Ark.
      April 25, 2018 9:22 AM MDT
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  • 44600
    Very true. Who is this person?



    This post was edited by Element 99 at April 25, 2018 12:26 PM MDT
      April 25, 2018 9:30 AM MDT
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  • 16762
    Richard Vernon, and he played me brilliantly!
    The movie was disappointing. The low budget BBC-TV series was intentionally terrible, which is one of the reasons why it was so sidesplitting.
      April 25, 2018 9:47 AM MDT
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  • 44600
    Does he look like you, old man? LOL
      April 25, 2018 9:49 AM MDT
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  • 16762
    I shaved off my beard when my kids started calling me Jesus. I had long hair at the time too.
      April 25, 2018 9:50 AM MDT
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