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I went in to a grocery shop to buy some bits and peices and once inside I got arrested by the police for attempted robbery

Do you think it was because I was wearing Hold Up Stockings ? 

Posted - April 30, 2018
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  • 44600
    Were they over your 'ead?
      April 30, 2018 5:26 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    One of them was ...I only realised when I tried to hop it....:(
      April 30, 2018 5:31 PM MDT
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  • "I'm still trying to figure out they knew you were wearing them."

      April 30, 2018 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I went in undercover and the cops saw Red....:( 
      April 30, 2018 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    They'll never find us under there.
      April 30, 2018 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Do you think we can give them the Slip ....:)D 
      April 30, 2018 6:09 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    Yeah...but we have to duck walk. If she ever friggin' moves.
      April 30, 2018 6:11 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I hope they don't Knickers down their     Hehe ;)D
      April 30, 2018 6:11 PM MDT
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  • Bad luck, that ... right!?
      April 30, 2018 6:20 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Not always...hehe 
      April 30, 2018 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     (pieces)

    Do the police need anyone to testify against you?  If they do, I'm available, that's all I'm saying . . .



    ~
      April 30, 2018 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Has your bottle gone then...I'm obviouslyin no State to take it as I'm still ear in England......:)D  
      April 30, 2018 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      Bobbies. 
    (Happy now?)
    ~
      April 30, 2018 6:17 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I'm very happy with my English Boobies....mostly they are un armed and  arm less ....:)D
      April 30, 2018 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 53502

    Hey wait . . . I said "Bobbies"!  Oh, never mind. 



    ~
      April 30, 2018 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I'm sure you can find better than that......I'm not so harsh looking....:) 
      April 30, 2018 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 53502
    ~
      April 30, 2018 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    'ear. This post was edited by Element 99 at April 30, 2018 6:24 PM MDT
      April 30, 2018 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Wear ? 
      April 30, 2018 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    Just a bit of spelling correction. there, of course.
      April 30, 2018 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    The big Wuba'u     . ? 
      April 30, 2018 6:35 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    Sounds like we have bote had a fyoo too manny.
      April 30, 2018 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 14795
     Lol...nun two knight :( 
      April 30, 2018 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    I guess that's why you are still awake.
      April 30, 2018 6:44 PM MDT
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