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Would you like to pee on the lava coming out of the Kilaeau volcano? Guys only, of course.

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Posted - May 7, 2018
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  • 2465
    Why are you excluding women?  I’m calling my attorney!
      May 7, 2018 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    ME TOO.

      May 7, 2018 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 2465
    I think we have a class-action lawsuit here.
      May 7, 2018 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 44232
    So you want to squat down on the lava? Good luck.
      May 7, 2018 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Oh heck no. What makes you think I can’t stand up to pee? :)
      May 7, 2018 12:26 PM MDT
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  • 508
    Might as well Count Me In too.
      May 7, 2018 1:46 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That's what they are going to do to Donald. They are going to whack his pee pee.  

    They are going to give him a sentence handed down by the District of Columbia Washington that states he must pay for the pee he so eagerly watched drip from the vajay of Russian women of inconvenient means, or whatever Putin calls them on TV before he screws them and imprisons them instead of paying them off and shutting them up that way.

    Where was I?

    Oh yeah.  They are going to make Donald Trump pay for watching Whores pee on the bed Obama slept in in Russia.  I see a scenario where this happened.  I have watched many videos of Russians from their own mouths talking about how they bait and entrap American diplomats, etc.  They wine and dine them, drug them and  PEE TAPES all over Ukraine but kept in the vaults of PUTIN "WHO COULD NOT BE NICER".

    What an ASS.

    Someone slipped the pig a Mickey Finn when he was showing off at Miss Universe and he was taken somewhere and filmed this way.

    I bet ya.


    Oh I almost forgot.  The sentence for this will be Donald GUILTY as SIN and now must pee into that Hawaiian volcano and incinerate that orange-pubed area for good and end it.  Impeach Trumps wiener.  Capital Punishment.  Fry it.





    And he is next to roast.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at May 7, 2018 10:01 AM MDT
      May 7, 2018 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    For those interested:

    https://volcano.oregonstate.edu/how-close-can-i-get-lava-and-will-it-hurt-or-kill-me
      May 7, 2018 10:30 AM MDT
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  • 1713
    Guys only? Why can't I just pee in a bucket and throw it on? Or maybe I can pull some incredible tight rope stunt.
      May 7, 2018 11:12 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    Or use one of those "pee funnels" they have for women.

    I get a hoot out of the picture of the gal allegedly using one to pee into the Grand Canyon.
    (at least, that's what the photo looks like she's doing)
      May 7, 2018 11:17 AM MDT
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  • 44232
    Good idea.
      May 7, 2018 12:15 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Maybe you’d like to join in on the class action lawsuit. 
      May 7, 2018 12:27 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no thanks
      May 7, 2018 4:42 PM MDT
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  • 10467
    NO!  For one thing being that close will more than likely cause serious burns (fried weiner?).  For another, a urine stream would evaporate long before it touched said lava (due to excessive heat).  That same heat could heat up the 'stream' enough to burn the inside of ones urethra tip before the urine came out.   Anyway you look at it, it's a piss-poor idea.
      May 7, 2018 4:48 PM MDT
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  • 7776
    Put that thing away!
      May 7, 2018 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 10515
    The more I think about it the more I want to do it. Do you think if I peed out my name over the lava the steam would rise up and form my name in a steam cloud? It would make a good youtube video.. Cheers!  
      May 7, 2018 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 44232
    How clever. I'm sure you have much practice doing that in the snow.
      May 7, 2018 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 10515

    Well I don't get much practice because I live in central Vancouver Island and we usually don't get snow in this area. But that's OK I don't  need much practice because my name is a simple 3 letters. Cheers!

      May 7, 2018 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    OH.  Goll man.  That would be so cool!  Like my pee would explode into steam, right? Gol.

    Image result for Nerd Gawking GIF
      May 7, 2018 8:50 PM MDT
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