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Are pears better than prunes for relieving constipation?

Posted - May 8, 2018

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  • 53502

      Listen, you tricked me last time and had your fun laughing at me as I went to the emergency room to get those prunes removed from "down there", so there is no way in heck I'm going to try and shove pears inside me. Fool me once, shame on you . . .
    ~
      May 8, 2018 6:21 AM MDT
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  • 44600
    Dammit...You ruined my answer.
      May 8, 2018 7:09 AM MDT
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  • 53502


      My work here is done. 

      May 8, 2018 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    I wish I could give you an Answerspick too Element 99 HAHAHHAHHA good one. ;)
      May 8, 2018 7:19 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    I heard cantaloupes work far better than either of the aforementioned. :+ 
      May 8, 2018 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 53502

      Oh my!
    ~
      May 8, 2018 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 53502

      You just want to see me firing peach pits out of my kiester, don't you?
    ~
      May 8, 2018 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Sometimes i just cant finger you out Randy D~
      May 8, 2018 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 53502

      I'd report you for that, but I'm no stool pigeon, see?  Now scram, before I change my mind, see?


    ~
      May 8, 2018 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of doris dayI hear dancing helps soften stools. ;+
      May 8, 2018 7:27 AM MDT
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  • 44600
    Terrible pick-up line.
      May 8, 2018 7:51 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    they might be
      May 13, 2018 5:58 PM MDT
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