If it takes a chicken and a half, to lay an egg and a half in a day and a half ... how long does it take a bow-legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
(Actually, now that I think about it ... it does have an answer and it will probably be the first thing that comes to your mind.)
How long is a peice of string....... What came first ,the Chicken or the Egg.. How much wood can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood ... Where do you go to Dye ? Why did the Chicken cross the road ? How will we ever find out if they keep refusing to tell us ?