Let's see...Anything divided by itself is one, zero divided by anything is zero, and anything divided by zero is infinity.

Yeah.  Makes sense to me.\\

Here is our representation of the biggest zero we could find.

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 8, 2018 9:46 AM MDT

Um… I think I see a teeny-tiny flaw in your logic.  Zero has to be a “thing”, because if it weren’t it wouldn’t exist.  I mean, according to math, zero is a number (be it a single zero or an infinite (omega) amount of zeros), and a number is a “thing” (not to mention it’s also a car).  Therefore, zero must be included in an “anything” (any thing).  You stated a proven mathematical fact - “anything divided by itself is one”.  However, since zero is actually a ‘thing’, then zero divided by itself MUST equal one.  Therefore, the premise of your religion should be “the Universe is infinite and one”.  Which actually means, “The universe is infinite plus one” (Universe = omega +1)".  But wait a minute… if you can add 1 to infinity, then infinity isn’t really infinite, since adding 1 to something makes that thing more than the sum of itself.  That means infinity is actually sub-infinite or, in plain terms, finite.  That would mean the premise of your religion would really be, “The universe is finite and … uh … one?” … (uh-oh).   Um ... never mind.

This post was edited by Shuhak at June 11, 2018 3:04 PM MDT

This is wrong. Zero is a non-entity, the lack of a thing. Zero represents the quantity of nothingness.

You cannot divide nothing, nor can you multiply nothing. You said it yourself, zero divided by ANYTHING is zero. 
So: Zero plus, minus, times, or divided by itself is still zero.

Therefore:
 Your proposed religion would be founded on a basic fallacy, which would give it something in common with most other religions. This post was edited by Don Barzini at June 11, 2018 3:06 PM MDT

OMG.  I have seen the light!  It... it's absolute zero!