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Can you come up with any alcohol-related puns?

Once I couldn't give a XXXX. I'm older Budweiser now.

Posted - June 12, 2018
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  • 5835
    Beer goes through you so fast because it doesn't have to stop and change color.
      June 13, 2018 1:03 AM MDT
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  • 16830
    That's not exactly a pun. Something like this:
    Cointreau to Paulaner belief, it's not a good idea to look a Draught horse in Vermouth. Those things weigh a Tun, they're quite Stout. You'll fall on your Aass.
      June 13, 2018 1:51 AM MDT
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  • 5835
      June 13, 2018 6:18 AM MDT
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