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Is duct tape or crazy glue a better option when repairing a tear in the space-time continuum?

.Any better alternates? I tried chewed bubblegum, but that didn't work...

Posted - August 12, 2016

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  • 53502
    You still have some duct tape? Gee, as much of it that you use, I would have thought you'd be out of it by now.

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      August 12, 2016 11:01 PM MDT
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  • 7939

    I buy in bulk. *tapes Randy D's mouth shut again*

      August 12, 2016 11:16 PM MDT
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  • A needle and thread 

      August 12, 2016 11:30 PM MDT
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  • 53502
    But I thought tha.......mmmmmpfh mmmmm MMMMMM mmfffff!!!!
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      August 12, 2016 11:30 PM MDT
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  • 3934

    Eternal President Romney is the expert in this field.

      August 12, 2016 11:40 PM MDT
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  •   August 13, 2016 12:16 AM MDT
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  •    LMAO!!!

      August 13, 2016 12:17 AM MDT
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  •   August 13, 2016 12:17 AM MDT
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  • 1264

    I'll go with crazy glue, having duct tape on you can be dangerous, the police will think of ulterior motives.

      August 13, 2016 4:55 AM MDT
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  • 8214

    You would need to use too much to fix that kind of tear. The weight would be too great and cause a warp around the edge. The vacuum would become thinker and it would become a one way street so to speak. One side would be like quick sand and the other a sludge fest.  Use two big fans, one on each side of the tear and blow it back together. Anything else you try is madness. 

      August 13, 2016 5:07 AM MDT
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  • I find it better to travel back in time to change the casual event... there is the potential of causing paradoxes though ... that's why I answered this question three days ago ... sometimes you just can't win

      August 13, 2016 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 34246

    Gorilla glue is best for everything.

      August 13, 2016 11:17 AM MDT
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  • 1268

    Don't repair the tears, let's go forward or backward at warp speed rather than try and prevent it.

    If you do insist on staying here and now, I recommend a surgical grade duct tape.

      August 13, 2016 12:44 PM MDT
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  • I thought you were supposed to put a stitch in time. 

      August 13, 2016 12:47 PM MDT
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  • Have you been watching Stranger Things?

    My new favorite repair material is two-part epoxy.

      August 13, 2016 12:49 PM MDT
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  • 304
    You will need a space needle and perhaps a string theory.
      August 13, 2016 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 7
    Gum.<--- Typo. JK.
      August 13, 2016 2:44 PM MDT
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  • 2515
    Unfortunately, no. It's complicated.
      August 13, 2016 3:19 PM MDT
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  • 6988

     Use Steven Hawkings' boogers.

      August 13, 2016 4:59 PM MDT
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  • Timex takes a licking and keeps on ticking ....

    "How about just giving it a big lick?"

      October 8, 2016 6:46 AM MDT
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