The local Typos Anonymous Chapter has asked me to be the guest speaker at an upcoming event. It sounds like a trap: should I be worried? ~

  (Both of you are just grasping at straws.)   Move along, folks, there's nothing to see here.  Let's not congregate, keep it moving, keep it moving.  Don't pay this any mind, it's all routine.  Just go on about your business, please, nothing of interest is taking place here.  That's right, clear the area, please.

  

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