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Randy D

The local Typos Anonymous Chapter has asked me to be the guest speaker at an upcoming event. It sounds like a trap: should I be worried? ~


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Posted - July 4, 2018
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  • 14795
    You should always be worried..I have a complete dossier on all you're Miss Givings....:(
      July 4, 2018 3:58 PM MDT
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  • 23691
    TA? You go and it's "TaTa and goodbye" to you!
    :)

      July 4, 2018 3:58 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      You're probably right: the guy they sent to talk to me looked a little shady. 

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      July 4, 2018 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 23691
    Ha!
    :)

    I mean -- "whoa"
    :(
      July 4, 2018 4:35 PM MDT
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  • 23691
    Hell -- I'll say it anyway - - I was going to refrain but why not? --  that guy is handsome! (Is it Lust Season and I'm the only one stuck in it?) This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 5, 2018 10:28 AM MDT
      July 4, 2018 4:25 PM MDT
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  • "What could possibly happen?"

      July 4, 2018 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 53531


    LOL!
    ~
      July 4, 2018 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 23691
    Ha!
    :)
      July 5, 2018 11:12 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Only if their apostrophes dont work on there computer. ;+ 
      July 4, 2018 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 53531



      YOU again!  Grrrrrrrr!

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      July 4, 2018 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    You love it and you know it. ;)
      July 4, 2018 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 53531


      Well, of course I do, but my superiors at the Grammar Police Force frown upon the relationship I have with you.   Shhhhhhhh.

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      July 4, 2018 8:48 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for Gifs of people screaming at the top of there lungs
      July 4, 2018 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 53531


      Oh, come on.  You had to know that this fling of ours could never last as long as I'm a Grammar cop and you're . . . , well, you're known at the Precinct House as The Apostrophe Offender.  


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      July 4, 2018 10:04 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Woman Dancing GIF
    Yes, but I look so cute doing it.....;+
      July 4, 2018 10:12 PM MDT
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  • 53531


      (Ahem, cough.)  I will, er, um, I will need to confiscate that red dress as evidence, and a strip search is necessary too.  Come with me, please.
      You have the right to remain compliant.  Anything I spray can and will be used all over you in a motel room.  You have the right to be represented by a massage therapist, and if you cannot afford one, I'll do it myself . . . 

     ~
      July 4, 2018 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Sure thing big guy. You bring the bubbly, Ill bring the rubber gloves and hand cuffs. ;+
      July 4, 2018 10:20 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    The ladies tell me that's very classy because the shoes match the knickers.
      July 5, 2018 5:50 PM MDT
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  • 44662
    alt 39  '
      July 5, 2018 10:33 AM MDT
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  • 11143
    A trap? Why no, of course not. It's a big honor and nothing to worry about. (snicker)
      July 4, 2018 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 53531


      Hey, wait!  I've just read the fine print:

      " . . . fully funded by Jane S, half the money up front, and the second half once the job is done.   Additionally, there will be a special bonus if you can make it look like an accident."

      I want to speak with my attorneys.
    ~
      July 4, 2018 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    Well, it takes more than one typo to get from "luncheon" to "lynching".
      July 4, 2018 10:56 PM MDT
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  • 44662
    Shouldn't that be a ; instead of a :?
      July 5, 2018 10:34 AM MDT
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  • 11143
    I think someone needs to turn in his Grammar Police badge.
      July 5, 2018 3:39 PM MDT
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