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I have never shoplifted in my life, yet I was falsely accused of it in 1985 despite the fact that I personally forbid false accusation in 1970. I still have a grudge today against the evil b*tch who accused me in 1985 and I'll still have a grudge against her when I am 85 myself (I'm 54 now). Just who the hell does she think she is to commit such an evil atrocity as false accusation after 1970?
I shoplifted once when I was 3 years old. I grabbed a candy bar from a display while in my stroller and my parents didn't notice I had it until we had already left.
Probably a million times (between the age of 12 to 19 stealing was all I did). There probably was a couple of physiological reasons why I did (messed up child hood) but they would just be excuses so maybe the only real reason I shopped lifted was because I liked it. Then one fine day fate dealt me a hand - I shop lifted the album Stealin by Uriah Heep and after listening to it a million times on my stolen record player I started thinking that I didn't want to be a thief no more and went out and found an honest job. I also wound up helping raise 2 honest boys so I figure it all worked out well in the end, I included a link to the song Stealin its pretty cool, Cheers and happy weekend!
Thats funny. Cheers and happy weekend!
Many years ago I shoplifted some prophylactics, I didn't want little Surfdogs running around.
Dude, in prison everyone is innocent, don't you know that, lol.
