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Can a centipede suffer mental illness?

Posted - July 6, 2018
Tag : mental illness

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  • 5835
    No, but he is almost certain to be out of step with himself. 

    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, THUMP, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 
    That's a centipede with a wooden leg.

    step step step step step step BANG! step step step
    That's a centipede drive-by shooting.

    And, for comparison,
    CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP BANG! CLIP CLOP
    That's an Amish drive-by shooting.

    ETA: I know I'm off topic, but I just don't get a chance to use these old gags very often. This post was edited by Not Sure at July 10, 2018 5:31 AM MDT
      July 6, 2018 10:43 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    maybe
      July 9, 2018 4:50 PM MDT
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