If you're inside a building right now, which items around you would be useful for barricading the door if you needed to? ~

A shotgun is pretty effective. A dead body makes a fine door stop. I mean at least until you can call a friend to help you move it.

Friends help you move. A best friend helps you move a body.

Don's belt.  The problem is, there is already so much crap in front of our door, I would have to wade through all of it just to make the to barricade with Don's belt to begin with.  I could list all the things, if you would like.
I figure if you've gone through all that trouble to come all the way over to see me, why not let you wade through all the stuff to get to me.  I'll be in the swing when you get to my side of the house.  Please make me a toddy on the way.  You'll pass right by the bar. 
Thanks.  See ya soon!!