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Why are polar bears these days less fearful of humans and attacks are on the rise?

Posted - July 29, 2018

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  • 5391
    They are hungry and their ecosystems are disappearing. 
      July 29, 2018 6:35 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    Yes sir, they gotta eat, too. We taste like chicken. 
      July 29, 2018 2:02 PM MDT
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  • 11100
    Well maybe because the Polar ice is melting the Russians have started bringing their nuclear subs to the surface and they feed the Polar bears Capitalist food like minute rice and pop tarts. And when the Russians feed the bears they use sweet talk so the bears lose their fear of humans. After the Russians leave the bears start to crave capitalist food and sweet talk so they wonder into towns and villages. Then when everybody is busy running around because their afraid the polar bears are going to eat them the Russians will attack. Cheers!
      July 29, 2018 2:51 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    have no idea
      July 29, 2018 5:36 PM MDT
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