I've got a job to do and a bag of unmarked non-sequential tildes for the person who completes it. I can't tell you the job until you agree..

LMAO I have no idea on he "W." I think either or is fine, but I bet someone who knows for sure will be here soon enough. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!

The first bag is on the house. When you're jonesing for more, you know where to find me. ;)

I got it!

If I only knew how to stop binging at the hot dog stand
I would be able to catch the new rave
which is the high-tidle wave!
I just don't know how to turn down 
the hot dog stand
Carry on and enjoy the ride
surfing is always good with the high-tidle ride!!
Yaaaa-Whooooo!

And what a ride it has been :D! :D! This post was edited by Merlin at August 3, 2018 4:57 PM MDT

  The 'w' should be lowercase because she is not ending one sentence and starting a new one, she is just continuing the same sentence.

  For my having clarified this little matter, I'll expect to receive a token of her appreciation. Your encouragement will probably be necessary for her to seal the deal, thank you.  A small bundle of this year's tildes would do quite nicely. (Cough, cough.)

  The 'w' should be lowercase because you're not ending one sentence and starting a new one, you're just continuing the same sentence.

For my having clarified this little matter, I'll expect to receive a token of your appreciation. A small bundle of this year's tildes would do quite nicely. (Cough, cough.)

I wrote you a poem this morning and I see it didn't post.  Grrrrr.  I'll try again.
~~ACT I Scene IV  TAKE II~~
****ACTION!****

You did!  You did come by after all!!
 
I thought, if I wait patiently,  you might come by and see...
ol' Merle in despair with a bit of a grammatical error.

A small bundle of tildes you say?
I can swing by and drop them off at you Ranch any day!

Just have the groom saddle the horses by noon
and we can go for a ride when I get there.  See ya soon!

Thanks Randy.  I truly wasn't sure.  Big smiles and hugs!

Uh huh, sure...I believe you, Mr. Tilde man. hahahaha

How many restraining orders do you have now, to stay away from tildes and tilde mommas? 

  None. (If I ignore them, or pretend they don't exist, it doesn't count.)

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It's a mixed bag, with none larger than 25pt. This is premium quality stuff we're talking about here and is totally untraceable. I mean, I'm not here to push tildes on anyone. I've already got Merlin and Pearl in on the deal. Take it or leave it, bub. 

Throw in a dozen flawless pilcrows and I'll consider it. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at August 5, 2018 6:54 PM MDT

I see you're a businessman. I can appreciate that. Right now I've only got tildes, but I'll let you know if I ever come across those pilcrows you're looking for. They're less common and won't come easy though. 

Say the word and they're yours. 

  Word. Hey, wait; does the "job" require quick-lime, a shovel, a pick axe, large heavy-duty tarps, a blindfold and zip-ties?  I remember how you jammed me up in Vail, Colorado five years ago . . .

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