My mother has a dog that nursed the new kitten. Even when the cat was grown and twice the size of the dog, she still let him suckle on her. It was kind of weird..
With the size difference that must have looked pretty funny! Not to mention the supposed mom was a dog! The neighbors must have really been confused and wondered, "Hmmmmm. I've always thought that dog and cat were a little closer than most....."
"If I told you that you're my deer, I wouldn't be lion."
Sure, it looks cute and innocent, but in reality, he's just getting her drunk so that he can have his way with her. What a dog.
"I hereby declare the opening of the first meeting of the Long Neck Society! Roll call!"
"I don't care what your father suspects; I have not been fooling around! Now keep practicing your oinking, your Uncle Wiggly will be stopping by to visit soon."
"Listen, I've asked all over the place, and no one has any tildes for sale. This will drive the price up on the next shipment, so if we play our cards right and corner the market, we can make a real killing. Oops, bad choice of words, sorry."
"And they said our love was forbidden. What do they know, right?"
These are totally awesome Randy and the captions show how truly creative you are with words and fun thoughts. I've heard of putting words in someone's mouth but this is more like mind reading. :) Where will your talents end?
Yes. I am this nice every morning when I wake up. It just degrades through out the day. ;)
May I borrow this cat? I have this itch right in the middle of my back that I can never reach. Really! It drives me crazy! It's right where my bra strap hits. Then my hair tickles it and makes it even worse! Ahhhhh!
I'll start the bidding for this cat! "75?!!?!! I hear 75... do I hear 100?!! ... " Hands? ;) Hands, you say!! "Welll, step right up and come this wayyyy!" reshuffling my position. "Do I have a job for your hands, I do!! Here you go, right in the middle. That's it! Right there!"..... Hands would be nice. Dons are busy doing plans. Sometimes it would be nice to have my back scratched.
With some cats, there is no response to a derriere scratch... (House cats exception)
While getting back scratched the dog seemed to be enjoying itself immensely.
This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at August 29, 2018 6:58 PM MDT