I'd go to the nearest planet that has intelligent, friendly life who can communicate with humans and visa versa. I'd like to enjoy all of God's creations and find out if they believe in a creator and what they might call him if they do.
See the white light on the left? Well, skid a little to the right, and go beyond it into the depth of the paper. Are you with me so far? Good! O.k. now slightly left again. It kind of veres that way but not off the page. There you go! You got it! Right There! :) :)