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If I hit you upside the head with a drycell, would that be assault with a battery?

Posted - September 6, 2018

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  • 2052
    LMAO.  hahahaha yes indeed. 
      September 6, 2018 10:17 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Only if it was a Diehard battery.  
      September 6, 2018 11:12 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Incredible answer. AP for you.
      September 6, 2018 12:19 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Happy Dance!  Happy! Dance!  Just like the Energizer bunny!  Thank you Element!  :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at September 11, 2018 2:16 PM MDT
      September 11, 2018 1:57 PM MDT
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  •                  "???"

      September 6, 2018 12:08 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Yes....most likely you'd get charged and end up in a cell yourself....with any luck though ,you could get discharged or end up with a light'er  sentence...:)D 
      September 6, 2018 12:23 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Your answers are so clever, they make me feel like a dimwit. Maybe I should go charge up.
      September 6, 2018 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    We are poles apart, and it's a shame our ohms are so far apart as im pretty and sure we could really spark if we ever touched hands....I'm positive about that and don't need you to pylon any negativity from you.....
    As you know I like you as you are to only person on here who is down to earth currently which you might find rather shocking...:(  
      September 6, 2018 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I am fairly well grounded, but I can switch it on at any time if there is no resistance. I have the capacity for many things and can transform from one to another with a rapid frequency. I have been called bi-polar by some, but those are negative remarks, so I just transist or just turn them off. I am always in charge.
      September 6, 2018 1:56 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I alter'nate have said nuffin nare ..:
      September 6, 2018 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    most definitely.
    The voltage of the battery
    might affect the sentencing...haha
      September 6, 2018 12:46 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    yes
      September 6, 2018 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 17599
    It would be a battery.
      September 6, 2018 10:35 PM MDT
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