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Randy D

Can I validly blame my mother for starting my lifelong penchant of having sandwiches made for me by beautiful women whom I love? ~


  

Posted - September 17, 2018
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  • 44608
    I thought we were only supposed to blame our mothers for our shortcomings?  Never mind...you're not Jewish.
      September 17, 2018 8:43 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    Actually, yes. Our "normal relationship" meters are set based on our earliest relationships, which means we seek out the same dynamics in all future relationships because it's what feels normal to us. The sandwich thing sounds silly, but there's a valid psychological component to it.
      September 17, 2018 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Thank you. Now will you make a sandwich for me, please?

    ~
      September 17, 2018 1:12 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    I'm sorry, can you repeat the question? I didn't hear it over the sound of you telling me how much you love me and how beautiful I am.

      September 18, 2018 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Nice dress, cute moves, great dancing, but it's a complete waste of time to shake your naughty bits at me unless your hands are filled with a sandwich for me to eat.

    ~
      September 18, 2018 8:52 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Awwww that is so sweet.  I'll make you a sandwich Randy D, what kind would you like? 
      September 17, 2018 12:49 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      That's so nice of you!  Roast beef on wheat with cheddar cheese, tomato, lettuce and mustard, please. Thank you!
    ~
      September 17, 2018 1:11 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Would you like that: toasted?  cut down the middle or from corner to corner?
     Mild or sharp cheddar?  Regular or deli mustard?  A side of pickles perhaps?
      September 17, 2018 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    probably
      September 17, 2018 3:49 PM MDT
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