Did You Know That, In the Absence of Government, People Can...GASP!...Take Care of Themselves?

1)  Strange.  I've never heard a 'have' say anything of the kind.  They'll preach all day long about being taxed fairly (i.e., at the same rate as everyone else), but at no time have I heard any individual say he or she shouldn't be taxed at all.  Not even I say that, and I'm an anarcho-libertarian. :-)

2) The stock market (i.e., the trade in 'shares' of representative 'ownership' of government-created corporations) shouldn't exist.  Neither should corporations, for that matter. Corporations--and any and all 'markets' tethered thereto--are CORRUPTIONS of capitalism. They are GOVERNMENT contrivances.

Sure, and then the inevitable headlines "Obama refuses to send federal aid to help flood victims". Come on man.

If you don't have federal government, you really don't have a country. You look at what happens to places like Sierra Leone, Somalia, you see what happens with no effective federal government, whereas neighboring African countries with a proper government are relatively well off.