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Does The Bible need more explosions and special EFX to attract a younger audience?

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Posted - August 19, 2016

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  • 46117

    More lurid graphic begetting first of all

      August 19, 2016 6:36 AM MDT
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  • 6988

     Yes, but naked pictures of Moses or Eve just won't make it. However, somewhere there is a quote in the olde testament about how this guy avoids impregnating a woman because he "spilled the sperm on the ground". XXX.

      August 19, 2016 2:31 PM MDT
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  • 5835

    Isaiah 55:11
    So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.

    No need for an audience!

      August 21, 2016 1:29 AM MDT
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