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I need a new greeting for my voicemail. Have any ideas?

Something funny would be nice.  Right now it says, "You've reached my voicemail.  Para espanol, oprima dos.  For instructions in English, please stay on the line."  Kinda cute but it's getting old.

Posted - September 28, 2018
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  • 94
    You could mention something like this.

    ”Hello.  You’ve reached Alice from credit card services.  I am currently scamming people out of their credit card numbers.  Please leave your credit card number and I’ll scam you when I return.” This post was edited by Elyay2001 at September 29, 2018 8:14 PM MDT
      September 28, 2018 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Depending on how old your callers' general ages:

    "This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and number; I'll get back to you."

    "It's your dime and my time, so you start talkin' or I'll start walkin'."

    ~
      September 29, 2018 5:20 AM MDT
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  • 16791
    (To the intro of Chantilly Lace) Hello baaaaaaby! Yeah, this is the Big Ishmael speakin'. Hahahahah, can't answer the phone now. Leave your name - and your number - ohh, baby, I'll get back to you as sooooooon as I ca6n!

    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at September 29, 2018 8:14 PM MDT
      September 29, 2018 5:29 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I'd like to thank you for putting that song in my head and I will now sing it to myself all day.  
      September 29, 2018 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 3523
    Good one.  I'll play the beginning as an intro.
      September 29, 2018 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no
      September 29, 2018 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 17596
    It's voice mail.  By now we all know what to do.
      September 29, 2018 8:56 PM MDT
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