I have been gone for a while. Can anyone tell me why?

Im innocent and have an alibi.  Just let me sort through the assorted tilde collections Ive accumulated recently, they can be so disorganizing. Ill have to hire someone to look through them all, (whipping out my Swiss bank account check book) Ill get back to you in a few days with more information on the matter. ;+

Uh huh, I'll bet you have a new space ship, built just for you and your tilde collection.  Am I right?

  HEY!!!  It's not HER tilde collection, she stole it from me!   Grrrrrrrr!


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I think your lying
ON YO MAMMA!

I had to buy something with all that money from the Swiss Bank Account someone lent me. Im a lot of things, but wasteful Im not. Besides, It was high tilde I got a new outer space ship, my old one was starting to pock up from micro meteorite collisions. I was starting to look like Ricardo Montalban. 

  Yes, Officers, that's Carbie, I'd recognize her anywhere, and she's the one who stole my tildes, place her under arrest right away!  You'll find her fingerprints all over my tilde collection, but only I know the secret places on her body where she's hidden the deposit slips for the Swiss bank account that she opened by selling my tildes on the black market.  The mayor has granted me special powers to conduct the strip search, so if you'd be so kind as to escort her directly to my bedroom, I'll take it from there.  Thank you, Officers, that will be all.  Wait, what are you doing taking the handcuffs off of her?  Leave them on, by all means!  (Cough, cough.)

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Strip Search? Did i hear Strip Search? Guilty of all charges, take me into custody right away ossiffer. ;+

    Wait, does that mean you're not even planning to resist?

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Not if there is a hair brush spanking in the mix. -shiver- ;D

I was going to say that last night about the spankings.  Damn!

 (Grrrrrrr.)
 
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Grrrrrr back atcha...stand back everyone...pillow fight...!!!   hahahahaha

  Oh, it's ON!  You're cruisin' for a bruisin', Lady!

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Fight Fight FIght FIght.....(said while chomp chomp chomping on some over buttered popcorn from someone elses box) Fight FIght fight....;P

I suggest a civil game of Mr. Potato Head Pweeze. ;+

Want me to tie him up so the fight will be more fair? 

Tony the Tiger? Is that chew? ;+

  You again!  Uuugggghhhh!

Ok, you can have my autograph. But hole knee this time. Im busy, Ive got Tildes to count. ;_

Interstellar Space vacations is taking a tole on my tiny little outer space ship. Ive got to slow down the Tildes. ;+

  (is are taking a tole toll)

You too big guy. Poo you. Want to go talk about it over an ice cold mug of Tildes?