I have been gone for a while. Can anyone tell me why?

Or went to jail. ;+

Im the first to admit how cheap I am. Ask Randy D ~ , he will give you a first hand testimonial. :+

Just make sure he washes his hands after then....his name is not Randy for nothing..:)

  Jealous. 



Reported. 
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Your very lippy by the looks of things..:( 

Oh I get it, HAHAHAHAHAHA (not often) but I do get it. LOLOL :D
Good one Nice Jugs

I've not seen it and unlikely never will......Things like that should be locked away until they can made safe....:(

Hung Jury. ;+

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :D

  Hey, wait . . . GRRRRRRRR!

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Your late big guy. Grab a ticket and stand in line. Youll be up in no time. ;+

I certainly knows what goes where and why. ;+

Yes but you never keep your promises. Remember the time I told you to promise to tell them you didnt see me near that bank that was held up? You gave them pictures for god sake. What were you thinking. Im no good at alibis, and Im NOT giving the money back thats fo sho. Next time i tell you not to tell anyone, make sure you tell them I said not to tell anyone that I told you to tell them that.

  (Janey, you wouldn't be angry with us if you found out that she was shacked up with me in some No-Tell Motel for a few days, would you?  It's nothing permanent, just a little side action to ease the pain of the revolving restraining orders. No matter how far I stray, I'll always bounce back to you, Babe.)

What a guy, how could a girl ever resist you Randy D. 

  Get in line, MorningStar, it's not your turn. Let's see, hmmm, this is Friday, and you're not on the schedule. I'll pencil you in tentatively for next Thursday from 6 pm to midnight, but that's only if I get a cancelation, I can't promise you a regular slot until you've proven yourself.  Close your mouth; you're drooling. 

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Your such a scrumptious perv. I missed you big guy. -shiver- ;D

  (Your You're)

You mean like your underwear? LOLOLOLOLOL :D

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