you're cooking, you'e chopping a tomato then you cut yourself by accident. What are the first words you say right at this moment?

"Oh, bother! Now I have to clean up all this mess.

Oh well, at least it's a bit of extra protein in the meal."

I best not say
Not very nice

I'm a man of few words so it would a simple - oh F ***.  Cheers and happy weekend!

OOps, dang, d-a-r-n, uggg. 

I spelled out D-a-r-n because without the - it looks like this darn. 

I would rub some dirt on it and get back to work.

Ya baby cut deeper.

shoot a monkey, or perhaps damn

I'd suggest to you that you look for the 'Options' button just above and to the right side of your question, click on it, then select the edit feature, go back and capitalize the first word of the first sentence. Then I'd probably say "Ouch!"
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