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you're cooking, you'e chopping a tomato then you cut yourself by accident. What are the first words you say right at this moment?

mine would be " F*** **** ******** *********** ******** ****** and ********** ******** of *******"

Posted - August 19, 2016

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  • "Oh, bother! Now I have to clean up all this mess.

    Oh well, at least it's a bit of extra protein in the meal."

      August 19, 2016 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    I best not say
    Not very nice
      August 19, 2016 5:43 PM MDT
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  • 11112

    I'm a man of few words so it would a simple - oh F ***.  Cheers and happy weekend!

      August 19, 2016 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 8214

    OOps, dang, d-a-r-n, uggg. 

    I spelled out D-a-r-n because without the - it looks like this darn. 

      August 19, 2016 6:11 PM MDT
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  • I would rub some dirt on it and get back to work.
      August 19, 2016 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 1264

    Ya baby cut deeper.

      August 19, 2016 8:28 PM MDT
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  • 17596

    shoot a monkey, or perhaps damn

      August 20, 2016 2:25 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    I'd suggest to you that you look for the 'Options' button just above and to the right side of your question, click on it, then select the edit feature, go back and capitalize the first word of the first sentence. Then I'd probably say "Ouch!"
    ~
      August 20, 2016 3:24 AM MDT
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