No, but here's a nice limerick even though this isn't the adult page, lol:
A young lady in South Carolina, strung fiddle strings 'cross her vagina. With certain size cocks, what was sex becameBach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
I hear the universal song in "G." All the letters, majors, minors, even fractions and numbers are allowed. I think we all can hear it. We just are tuned out, temporarily.