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Benedict Arnold

Does decaf coffee have satanic origins?

Posted - October 26, 2018
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  •   October 26, 2018 8:49 AM MDT
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  • Perfect for annoying co-workers and anyone who stops to take a yoga selfie!
      October 26, 2018 6:42 PM MDT
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  • Europeans thought all Coffee Was Satanic Until the Pope tried it out and became a fan:) For me, I can't have caffeine,  and decaf laughs a hideous  laugh at me every day! 
      October 26, 2018 8:58 AM MDT
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  • I knew it!
      October 26, 2018 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 11113
    Ya so does non alcoholic beer - awhile back decaf coffee and non alcoholic beer got married had a kid and called it tofu. Cheers and happy weekend! 
      October 26, 2018 9:03 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Hilarious.  Asker's Pick.
      October 26, 2018 9:05 AM MDT
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  • But at least tofu serves a culinary purpose. It may not be delicious on its own, but it is a relatively cheap and good source of protein. Decaf and non-alcoholic beer? What's the point?
      October 26, 2018 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Aren't you referring to cofefe? That stuff grown in Nambezia.
      October 26, 2018 9:06 AM MDT
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  • I'm not drinking the covfefe. Obviously it causes brain damage. Or stems from brain damage. One or the other.
      October 26, 2018 8:42 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Au Contraire.  Think about lust.  That is one of the 7 Deadlies.  Meaning, there is no seduction, temptation nor lure in decaf.  It is the caffeine that entices.  

    Decaf is coffee minus the brass balls.

    Like near beer.   How can any of this be sinful?  It is sinless.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 27, 2018 12:03 PM MDT
      October 26, 2018 1:18 PM MDT
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  • Perspective. Caffeine is life. Caffeine is the motivation for getting out of bed in the morning. It picks us up and carries us through the day. 

    How much more god-like can it be?
      October 26, 2018 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    not that i know of
      October 26, 2018 1:52 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.

    Decaffeinated coffee may have a harmful effect on the heart by increasing the levels of a specific cholesterol in the blood, researchers say. Their explanation is that caffeine-free coffee is often made from a type of bean with a higher fat content. - Gaia Vince

    https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn8328-decaffeinated-coffee-may-be-harmful-to-heart/
      October 26, 2018 4:45 PM MDT
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  • It's worse than I thought. If I'm gonna go down based on what I'm consuming, I'm going down with a bottle of bourbon in one hand and a strawberry milkshake in the other! This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 27, 2018 12:04 PM MDT
      October 26, 2018 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Yep..they (Dr) took me off of regular coffee 40 years ago - still drinking it every day and still kicking...
      October 26, 2018 6:54 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I'm with you but with a coffee milkshake.
      October 27, 2018 12:05 PM MDT
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  • How about a coffee shake with a shot of bourbon? 
      October 27, 2018 1:16 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Put the coffee cup DOWN!!! Cleary you've had way too much coffee.
      October 27, 2018 12:06 PM MDT
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  • I can quit any time I want! 
      October 27, 2018 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Yes, depending on the grounds.
      October 27, 2018 1:20 PM MDT
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