When you heard that someone called in anonymous tips about Ellipses Man, why did you automatically think of me? ~

Because you're the only one who pretends there is an Ellipses Man. :P

i didnt

Remember when you asked to borrow my binoculars?  Well, I couldn't lend them to you at that moment because I was spying on you and while I was I saw you making the calls.  I could hear you, too.  I had my phone recording the whole conversation.  You made three calls that day.  I've got them on my phone.
Oh, if you would like to borrow them now, you can.  I have all the facts I need. :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at November 4, 2018 6:15 AM MST