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Seriously? How could a dead guy do that?
I have more than I need. He must have meant somebody else.
How much do you want to give me?
If you are asking first, you are going straight to heaven. I won't break you, but 20 grand could save my life right now.
$82,912.64
I'll take 50K...only you should send it to a homeless mission near you in the name of Jesus. Tell them "I Am" sent you. :-)
A 50K card please
Additionally make large donations to you know who and the other place as well.
God bless you for being loving! We should all give much more than we do. This world would be a nicer world.
No No No, you got it all wrong. According to the prosperity gospel you are supposed to give the money to God, VIA DA RICH PREACHER MAN!