If Trumpy Wumpy was a bear, and Trumpy Wumpy had no hair, than Trumpy Wumpy would be a scare and he would no longer be Trumpy Wumpy who was a bear with no hair, he would be Trumpy Dopey who couldn't find his other trolls. Where are Trumpy Doc and Trumpy Happy? How about Trumpy Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy? We already know where Trumpy Grumpy is.