After taking his first bite of Vegamite, he looked my way, and____________, I then______________.

Poor Jenkins.  He never gets a break.  There is nothing worse than having a cat who is your boss and bossy at that.  Then, to add insult to injury likes to puke vegemite any time he wishes.
I'm glad my name isn't Jenkins. :) :)  Thanks for the giggle and all!! ;) :)

That was stolen.  

I was playing on the misspelling.  Veg- a-mite (as it was spelled in the question) is (probably) a vegan version of veg-e-mite (vega-mite).
[Of course, vegemite is actually vegan friendly.]

Unless you are the kind of vegan that considers yeast to be animals. It's made from spent brewer's yeast. 

I was just being humorous.   This post was edited by Shuhak at November 24, 2022 6:27 AM MST

I've never had it but I thought it was a more like sausage.  A bunch of parts of the sheep (not pig) you normally wouldn't eat stuffed  in the intestine.   It was on my mind because of the question about TV shows/movies we like from Australia.  I really had no clue on that one, either. That was the inspiration for this question.  I would like very much to go to Australia at some point in my life.  Not to eat Vegemite sandwiches but to see it and scuba dive, if you still can.  

I've never had it either.  My nephew (who lives in Australia) says it's good stuff.  However, when I ask him what it tastes like he says there's nothing to compare it to.

From his answer alone, I'd just take his word for it and leave my taste buds out of the whole experience.  ;) :)

  I could have sworn that was how you spelled it.  I'm surprised spellcheck didn't pick it up.  However, thanks for the great scenario to hide the mistake.  What a good friend. :)  Thanks Shuhak! :) :)
That was hilariously funny! 

:)  

Grinned shiftily because my pants were suddenly too tight after taking Vegemite B vitamins and told him he misspelled Vegemite.  
:) :)

And as you were looking aside and giggling, "POOF!!!  Like Magic,  a red-headed girl in braids appeared right before your very eyes!!
"WENDY!" You said with Glee!!  And she served you a square hamburger with fries and you ate happily!!
All you have to do is ask, Beans, and if I can, magical things will just appear!  Big Winks and Smiles!! :): )

It's magic, you know - Never believe it's not so - It's magic!:):)

EXACTLY!!  :) :)
  You are one of the Very few that Get it!! 

And because of that (and being an exceptional person)
Magic Does and Will Happen for YOU!!

Happy! Happy!