I don't believe you. Send me your brain, and I'll have the boys in the lab analyze it to see what you have read. I promise to send it back as soon as they're finished with it.
(You get to keep the portable cooler afterwards. Thank me later.) ~
If you've already read this question in its entirety, why are you comparing it to the sentence below? ~ ----- If you've already read this sentence in its entirety, why are you comparing it to the question above? ~