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Did the government shutdown include Santa Claus?

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Posted - December 23, 2018

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  • 44600
    No...he is a Libertarian and really doesn't give a crap about the government.
      December 23, 2018 6:48 PM MST
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  • 976
    No, Santa does whatever he wants.
      December 23, 2018 7:40 PM MST
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  • 11100
    Well I heard Trump tried to include Santa in the shutdown but Santa said ho ho ho. Then Trump said ya merry Christmas to you too and Santa said no I'm calling you a ho ho ho. Cheers and happy 2 more sleeps till Christmas!
      December 23, 2018 7:53 PM MST
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  • 10993
    No, he's considered an essential employee and has to report to work. He's not getting paid though.
      December 24, 2018 3:53 AM MST
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  • 46117
    No.  But I think Melania has to return the Red Trees to the little shop of horrors.  Not allowed now.  No Christmas parties for anyone.






    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 24, 2018 12:09 PM MST
      December 24, 2018 3:58 AM MST
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  • 22891
    probably
      December 24, 2018 10:44 AM MST
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