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What kinds of things could you do to get me to immediately pencil your name back into my Last Will and Testament? ~

Posted - December 24, 2018
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  • 8214
    "pencil" back in ?????  OOOOO ahhhhhhh hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA, You are so silly.
    What would you do for me to put you in mine....in ink...?
      December 24, 2018 7:22 PM MST
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  • 53531


      Wait, I'm already there, right?  AND in ink.  Grrrrrr.
    ~
      December 24, 2018 7:35 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Yes you are definately "in ink" on everything I do.  :  )
      December 24, 2018 8:58 PM MST
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  • Tilde toe through the tulips
      December 24, 2018 7:23 PM MST
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  • 8214
    hahahaha
      December 24, 2018 7:29 PM MST
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  • 976
    I'm the forever sandwich maker. 
      December 24, 2018 7:51 PM MST
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  • I think I should get $49.95 from your estate just for posting this gif. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Cash is fine. 
      December 24, 2018 8:25 PM MST
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  • Hahah Love it. 
      December 24, 2018 8:38 PM MST
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  • Thank ya’ I thought it fitting :)
      December 24, 2018 8:48 PM MST
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  • 53531


      I like it, I like it.  Okay, you're back in.  (For now.)


    ~





      December 24, 2018 8:39 PM MST
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  • Lol YAY! I’m looking on amazon now to see what I can buy with my 50 bucks... you plan on passing before Boxing Day for my shopping pleasure, no? ;)
      December 24, 2018 8:46 PM MST
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  • 53531


     This letter is to be opened by police detectives in the event of my untimely and suspicious death over the next two weeks:

    " Investigate Jaimie."

    ~
      December 24, 2018 8:55 PM MST
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  • Dear investigating police: I purchased a fire stick on amazon with my new found fortune.... I now have crave prime television... come drink beer with me and watch movies on my fire stick,  and ignore the grammar freak corpse in the corner. 

    regards, 
    jaimie 
      December 24, 2018 9:07 PM MST
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  • 53531


    Bribes, bribes, bribes!  Someone call the Ethics Commission, the media, the background investigators!  Grrrrrrrr.


    ~




      December 24, 2018 9:12 PM MST
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  • Shhhhhhhhhh. Just lay down and play dead. I need that fire stick :)
      December 24, 2018 9:19 PM MST
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  • 8214
    What is a fire stick?
      December 25, 2018 8:40 AM MST
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  • It’s a remote control for your television and also a kind of USB stick that goes in television so you can watch amazon prime and crave television :) I had one before, but there was an “incident“ so I need a new one. STAT!  
      December 27, 2018 7:16 AM MST
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  • 7795
    I could bribe you or paint your house.
      December 24, 2018 9:22 PM MST
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  • 16843
    A liitle blackmail. Ink me in and I'll remove the Vegemite sandwich I snuck in to the lunch platter.
      December 25, 2018 2:05 AM MST
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  • 53531

      Nice try. Better yet, I'm going to report you to the Health Department and the Poison Control Center. 


    ~
      December 26, 2018 8:36 PM MST
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  • 16843
    You do know that people who don't eat Vegemite are about twice as likely to be attacked by drop bears, right? It's why they tend to prefer tourists.
      December 28, 2018 1:59 AM MST
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  • "Nothing, I hope!!"  What's a guy suppose to do with twenty-three storage units filled with tildes?!?

      December 25, 2018 5:04 AM MST
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  • 53531

      ((((Where the heck did I leave that ink pen?  I've got to sign this immediately!))))
    ~
      December 28, 2018 5:51 AM MST
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  •  "SIGN IT!" :P
      December 25, 2018 6:32 AM MST
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