Thank you for your reply Malizz and Happy Wednesday to you! At age 3 I figured it out. How? Well it was actually on Easter Day and I noticed that the eggs the "Easter Bunny" had left for us were identical to the eggs we had colored the day before. So I asked my mom about it. I said "there is no Easter Bunny is there"? She answered truthfully. Then I said "I suppose there is no Santa Claus either". Again she did not lie. You see I have always been very curious. :)
I heard once that the evil acts you commit on Earth determine the size of your honor guard in Hell. His Royal Orangeness is probably at a time in his life where he's thinking seriously about that. He wants a yuge one.